the 3 best things about tokyo

in no order of merit,

1) Shitting, or specifically, what happens after you take your dump. They shoot you, wet you, then blow you dry. slurp. And the seats keep them arses warm!

2) Service is like nowhere else in the world i know. Whoever the fuck mentioned that service in Singapore is good must have only took reference from our immediate neighbours.

3) I don’t remember walking anywhere for more than fifteen minutes without encountering a train station. Okay, i’m exaggerating, but they have stations everywhere!

Special mention- I was greatly amused at how fucking expensive everything was. They told me it is. I just never thought it really is that expensive because people tend to exaggerate facts you know.

I would say my immaculate planning resulted in a successful trip, so time to plan for another one?

13000 feet up Kinabalu anyone?

Happy Birthday Princess!

a year older & a year wiser we hope? haha

Thank you for being the best everything in my life sweetheart. But I’m expecting more more more to come!!

I love you.

the sun will shine, the birds will sing

Someone once said, everything will be alright in the end, if it’s not alright, it’s not the end.

To my good friends and especially my girlfriend, this will just take 5 minutes of your time.

take a bow

For those dickheads who don’t know the difference between a Malay and a Muslim, go look for a piece of paper, the thinner the better, and slice it between all your fingers and toes. And you might wanna slice the tip of your tongue too, just for fun. If it hurts, just tell yourself you deserve it, because you do. Thanks!

& why do I feel like I need to quench the wanderlust in me again?

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AIN’T NO SUNSHINE WHEN YOU’RE GONE

ONE cycle down, TWO to go B. *wink*

it’s only 3000 miles

Here’s a chance to see how well you really know your girlfriend. Cut, paste and fill in the answers, then shoot, you know what to do. The real challenge is to send it to your partner to see how right you really are.

1. She’s sitting in front of the TV. What could be on the screen?
My baby doesn’t watch the TV. Only when Manchester United is playing.

2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does she get on her salad?
This is a tricky one. How about, we’ve never ordered salad when we eat out.

3. What’s one food she doesn’t like?
Milky Indian dessert!!!

4. You go out for breakfast. What food and drink does she order?
Probably Egg McMuffin or a certain Crispy Prata at a certain place. She’ll wash it down with iced milo.

5. Where did she go to high school?
Gan Eng Cheng!!

6. What size shoe does she wear?
She thinks she’s an 8 (but she’s a 7, I know)

7. What would she collect?
Photographs. Truck loads of it.

8. What is her favorite type of sandwich?
Hmm. I’m on the fence about this. Tuna melt OR the-best-scrambled-eggs-in-the-world sandwich with cheese. ☺

9. What would this person eat every day if she could?
P-R-A-T-A

10. What is her favorite cereal?
I’m thinking fruity loops because they have pink bits?

11. What would she never wear?
Excessive jewelry, or even jewelry at all.

12. What make-up does she use?
She’s not big on make-up, but Clinique dominates her make-up bag.

13. What is her favourite T-shirt?
Another tough one, but I’ll have to say the fcuk black basic, ‘cause I have a matching one.

14. What is her favourite outfit?
My t-shirts that she wears to sleep.

15. Who is her best friend?
I’m her everything.

16. What does she look forward to?
Her birthday ‘surprise’ . HAHA

17. What are some of the things that you do that she wishes you wouldn’t?
nothing? Okay maybe playing electronic games, or ride a bike.

18. What are some of the things that she wishes you would/could do?
Appear in Durham Street in a snap.

19. Where would she like to travel to?
I don’t want to be listing all the countries in the world here.

20. What is her heritage?
Half Japanese, half Malay.

21. What is her favourite colour?
What the fuck. PINK!!

22. What is her favourite colour combination?
Erm. A darker shade of pink with a lighter shade of pink? Haha.

23. What are some of her habits?
Flap her legs when she wakes up. I loooooveeee it!!

24. What would she do if she had more time?
Sleep on my bed more.

25. What are some of her pet peeves?
Seeing my room in a mess. Or seeing anything in a mess. Right baby?

26. Do you think that she will read this?
Over and over again.

Who’s the hotshot now?

Smoking harms your health, and more importantly, people around you.

Wise up, quit smoking.

because of its delightful flavor and beneficial results

The last weekend presented me with a pleasant dilemma. Nothing mind boggling, just one last adventure; down south to Melbourne and the Twelve Apostles, diving/snorkeling up north at The Great Barrier Reefs or a humble road trip to pay the famed Byron Bay a visit.

And after much deliberation and planning with the better half, we headed to Byron Bay in time for sunrise.

Spot the beauty

Gazing into

As far as the girlfriend permitted me to go

I could swear it was a lot more perilous than it seems

By this time, driving two hours from 3 A.M without sleep prior while the girlfriend napped snugly in the backseat, was starting to take a toll on me. The fasting obligation didn’t offer much help, only that i began mindlessly conversing with Firdy. Driving off to our next destination wouldn’t have made it much worse, except that it wasn’t a road i drove on, but a fucking gravel terrain, complete with REAL holes, fucking rivers we had to cross(no there were no bridges) and random wildlife dashing across!!

Safe and sound, we arrive at

This is how you snap a shot baby

Driving to our next stop was a more enjoyable and panoramic experience.

Picturesque?

My favorite cow came three cows late

Finally we arrived in the quaint Nimbin

where the people are famous for

Their version

This place creeps me out even in broad daylight

It really does. From the architecture, to the people, to the fashion, to the lifestyle, to the dogs, to the….you get my drift. It’s like I dreamt of the white men’s Jamaica. The people there have a theory that it is alright to smoke marijuana. It is a lifestyle, like drinking alcohol. They are out to prove that a civil society and marijuana can co-exist. Like most other societies, they are very much against violence and crimes, which is suppose to emphasize that societies can thrive with the aid of marijuana.

All I’m saying is that it is a little difficult grasping and absorbing that concept when you see kids with sunken eyes selling you ‘cookies’ in the Nimbin(Marijuana) Museum and along the street. People there looked exceptionally happy though. Maybe it works for them, or maybe it’s the weed.

Broke sawm with probably the best fish & chips(@Rosalie) i ever had, or was I famished?

Till next time,

Adios amigos

& dostat darum sweetpie. Get your ass back here now!

Little Brown

Y’all probably saw this one before, but I just had to.

baby you’re like no other

Sorry baby for this is incredibly belated post.

And to the most avid of fans, the trusty little iBook encountered a little glitch. It happens to the best of us. But rejoice, she’s back in business, and so am I.

This epoch of my life, the past nine months, albeit turbulent, has been by far, the best time ever. And so we decided to have a go at a simple celebration.

Why eat out when my baby can whip this up.

How better to celebrate than to bake a a chocolate cake

Voila!

Best served with ice cream y’all

Sweetheart, thank you for everything we’ve gone through.

In no time we’ll start to reminisce about the first 9 months, and I’m pretty sure we’ll have a good laugh.

In the meantime, we’ll reminisce about this.

Happy 9 months princess. I love you.